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grav3yardgirl:

gpoy
awwww-cute:

This little girl is excited she finished her vaccinations

awwww-cute:

This little girl is excited she finished her vaccinations

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

yeizdol:

Emma Thompson as Sybil Trelawney in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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