The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
can someone bring me a smoothie please
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
I got these new head phones and they are called “Monster Diamond Tears” like wtf that’s cool as fuck.
why didnt you just take a picture of the headphones
UMM because I’m cute?? the fuck?
You got kik?
I have a high school diploma, two boxes of raisins, and a good attitude.
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”
but then you just keep eating it
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think