having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
*pushes boy my age out of the way* move you’re blocking the view of your dad
Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me